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The annual archives can be found by year below, 2025 has now been archived, so watch out for 2026!  Note that they are in a "as they were" format so you can follow various stories such as the BPA scandal, or try the Andorra casino, and the headline spouting Andorra Airport, amongst a host of others.

In the beginning...well it was 2012!  


Have a read of the old articles. It is interesting to see how things (mostly) have not developed at all!

2012 News Around Andorra archives "13th December 2012 Andorra goes smoke free"

2013 News Around Andorra archives "9th April 2013. Speeding fines, to pay or not to pay?"

2014 News Around Andorra archives "10 September 2014- Referendum, now Andorra is talking about it!"
2015 News Around Andorra archives "16th July 2015 - Never mind the Brexit or Grexit...."

2016 News Around Andorra archives "4th February 2016 - James Bond 007 is back starring the Andorra Head of Government, Antoni Marti in the final epic "The Andorra Referendum"

2017 News Around Andorra archives "22nd February 2017: Football: Andorra v San Marino, statistically the worlds worst teams meet in an epic decider."

2018 News Around Andorra archives "23rd January 2018 - Sexual malfunction crisis in Andorran delegation to EU."

2019 News Around Andorra archives "5th July 2019 - Andorra Roundabout Mayhem."

2020 News Around Andorra archives  - The year that COVID changed the landscape.

2021 News Around Andorra archives -  COVID continued to reap havoc, but not with the cynical projects

2022 News Around Andorra archives -  A post COVID Andorra, life goes on Andorra population to reach 3.3 M !!

2023 News Around Andorra archives -  Smart Urinals and David Cameron !!

2024 News Around Andorra archives -  EU Gobbledegook, Population increase and plastic bottle top thingy's.

2025 News Around Andorra archives -  More EU Gobbledegook

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THE HATE MONGERS

There be devils at the gate
Devils who broadcast the seeds of hate
Devils setting brother against brother
Setting son against mother
Few or none are elected
Fewer still are respected
Your gullibility and mine
Provides codeine for their conscience
And a codpiece for their spine.

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April (not the 1st) Forget the war in the Middle East we have taxi wars here.


The arrival of Uber was always going to get up the skirts of our infamous gang of taxistes, and now four of them have been expelled from the Association for, you guessed it, collaborating with the enemy. These four drivers committed the heinous crime of trying to get in on a proven successful, global business model, way contrary to the good old European ideals. If you mention an app to an Andorran taxi driver, he probably was already halfway to having a nap.

In the past poor visiting families who had to be at the bus station by 0430 on a cold and snowy winter morning and trying to make a request to reserve a car, only to be told that they had to phone at 0400 for availability. Of course, phoning after a sleepless night at 0400, no-one was there to even answer. To be fair Uber is not at the stage here where you can order in advance but you have to admit with them here there is that peace of mind !

April 1st, 2026,  Middle East crisis hits Andorra – Fuel Rationing from Midnight on Friday

 
Over the past years the Andorra Transport Department at the ITV have been assigning coloured number stickers to cars from 1 to 5 depending on fuel consumption and emissions. In an urgent announcement this morning Andorra is no longer a priority for fuel tankers from France and Spain, consequently fuel rationing at petrol stations will start at midnight on Friday 3rd April:-

·       Those cars with 1 to 3 numbered stickers will be able to purchase 30 EUR of fuel per week.
 
·       Those cars with 4 and 5 will NOT be permitted to purchase ANY fuel, unless they are hybrid in which case they can purchase 30 EUR worth per week.
 
·       Those cars less than 5 years old who have not yet been assigned a numbered sticker MUST make an appointment at the ITV centre to get assigned a number sticker, without which they will not be able to purchase any fuel.
 
Commercial vehicles are exempt from these restrictions but will be subject to weekly reviews.

This "threat to ration" was withdrawn at 12,00 on April 1st.

March 2026 Nudists swamp Andorra


There are quite a few words that get mistaken in Catalan translation for example a deception (decepció) is a disappointment and so on. This headline though is definitely not an error !!!  The Diari has admitted that Andorra is a magnet for "Naturalistes"  translated of course to Naturalists, otherwise known as Nudists. They even provide a map as to where these nudists "hang out" and the map is reproduced here:-

The Nudists seem to be concentrated in Andorra La Vella and La Massana areas, so if any reader out there spots one in Garallà Supermarket or Andbank then please let me know.

This is hot on the heels from a dressing down ( see the pun?) by the Russian Ambassador to Andorra expressing his disappointment with Andorra breaching it´s historical neutrality and following EU restrictions for Russian national as well as supporting Ukraine.  No visa free entry to Russia on the horizon there then.

March 2026.  Solar power cells proven to be useless at Grau Roig.


The Solar Park at Grau Roig was touted to be a great, green reusable energy source and the suppliers claim to be well aware of the weather conditions at Grau Roig. Maybe they weren't aware that in winter it can snow and temperatures can get severely below zero both day and night. Well, with the snow this year which meant that the system was buried and had to be turned off, now that the thaw has set in and the panels have become accessible, they have found considerable damage caused by the weight of snow.  According to the installation agreement with FEDA the panels were placed in a position and at an angle which should not be affected by snow. The installation company salesman could not be reached for comment from his villa in Tahiti.

February 2026. The EU Accord nudges forward with still the "Mixed or not Mixed" Mix up.


Recently Portugal also entered the Mixed camp (France has already stated it regards the Accord as Mixed) which means that every sovereign Parliament will have to approve setting it back 15 years). Yesterday the EU Parliament passed its approval by 552 votes to 24 against, enabling the Accord to move forward through the EU Chambers.

Recently,  there is increasingly a feeling amongst member EU countries that the Accord should be Mixed, and therefore require National Government ratification. The resolution from the EU Parliament urges the Commission to regard the Accord as NON MIXED so that the Commission can ratify the Accord without reference to National Governments. This will require a majority vote by member countries which appears to be becoming exceedingly difficult, Germany and Italy are leaning that way and Spain has yet to fully be committed either way.

BUT, all this will be pending the referendum that was promised in Andorra and is still likely to go ahead. There was a report that the NO camp had lost ground and that the YES and NOs are neck and neck, but there again polling in Andorra has not historically been a science.

The relentless cogwheels of the Brussels administration steamrolls on !!
2026  What on earth could happen?

It has been confirmed that Andorra nor any Andorran citizens are mentioned in the Epstein files (so far!!).

The Spanish frontier border apparently has rats infesting the offices and seeping quarters, a convenient excuse if you need to show an Andorra border stamp "I was told that a rat ate it ".

60 people in Andorra have imposed a self lifetime ban on entering the casino, we are not sure whether that is addiction problems or on religious grounds. Meanwhile, a slightly more important issue, no sign of any accounts !!

Donald Trump has offered to buy Andorra to save it becoming part of the EU. Project "VallTrump" would see Trump running the pistes while Andorra hands over the old iron mine in Llorts.  Recently an article appeared in the local rag that the "NO" camp and the "YES" camp for the referendum were now neck and neck, hence the urgent intervention of Donald to take over Andorra and back out of the referendum,  now known as the "Donald Duck"

Andorra again was placed second behind the UAE as being the safest and most crime free country out of a study of 150 countries. France came a miserable 114th with the title of the most unsafe country in Europe, Spain limped in at 50th in the world. I have touched on this before but with the EU Accord imposing freedom of movement, those voting should be very careful, I would be delighted to hear from anyone at all if you think Andorra will have any benefit from this area?

Also noted recently was an orange warning of heavy snow where people were advised to keep windows and doors closed.

Immigration will soon be digitalised to avoid 3 to 4 hour waits,  at least that is what has been announced, probably there will then be 5 to 6 hour waits. The impossibility of booking an appointment, may soon become a possibility as well so let us wait and see !!

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